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Hilarious and brilliant, Emerald. What a great read for Monday morning. 🎯

My favorite line, "... the same way the porn industry attracts troubled kids from broken homes." 😂

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May 31, 2022·edited May 31, 2022

Verbate indeed. Thanks for watching Fox News so I don’t have to. Gotta give the Left credit though when they coined the name “Faux News.” I stopped watching when they called AZ for Brandon - strangely I don’t miss it since finding and following so many real data driven news sources on substack, Epoch Times, Brownstone Institute, Coffee & Covid, Kirsch and his VSRF, and thank God for FLCCC. Thanks, Emerald! 💯💯💯

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Once again, Emerald, you are right on target. I don't watch FOX News any more, at least not after November 3, 2020. I will watch the occasional Tucker Carlson, however even he is wishy-washy on the 2020 election steal.

"This leads to my final point: the only reason to watch Sandra Smith is because you want to get your information from someone who knows less than you do."

Thank God there are journalists like you, Emerald, who persue the truth to the abandonment of rhetoric.

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More excellent reporting Emerald. It supports my position to dump Fox and NewsMax months ago. Bravo to MO Brooks for dropping the hammer on that fool.

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It will never blow over. I will never forgive them for their lies, for stealing the election.

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Sandra Smith is yet another nail (certainly as dumb as) under Emerald’s deadly accurate hammer. Justly deserved hit with a nice touch of wit. Touché!

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Hilarious and on-point as usual! I watched that interview yesterday and just cursed Paul Ryan throughout while admiring Trump more by the day as he had to navigate the viciousness on a minute-by-minute basis for FIVE years. G-d damn Fox News and G-d bless Substack for attracting true talent in the free market.

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Heh. Yeah. I saw that. Mo Brooks was fantastic. I never watch this woman on the teevee, but it was pretty clear that she's a dumb illiterate commie-lib robotically following FoxNews corporate orders to sneer at the evidence, and there is masses of it, of election fraud in 2020. None of which has been reviewed by the courts merely because for perfectly rational reasons of their own (courts have no armies), courts prefer to stay as far away from this particular kind of dispute as possible. Trump's a hero for continuing to press it. Because with faked, ballot stuffed elections and rigged voting machines the Left will get their dearest wish of eliminating democracy so as to implement their imperial will. For sneering little dictatorial twerps such as Justin Trudeau to get their way, which is to dictate as King, imagining that they can manipulate and change others. And "the economy."

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She’s going to need more makeup after that faceplant ))

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And there you have it, folks. Another airhead bites the dust.

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Love It !! i cant stand that idiot. Don't let up on Fox News, Pedal to the Metal on that entire Fraud News Organization. 😎👍

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This was the highlight of my weekend.

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Brilliant!!!

In tribute, this is sent in:

Pelosi Nancy In Chappaquiddick Fixing Flat Tire When Husband Busted in CA For DWI

[05/30/22. Nancy's press release threw her own husband underneath the family bus, fresh back from the repair shop after Paul crashed it two weeks ago.]

Paul Pelosi, husband of the Cadaver of The House of Representatives, was busted for DWI late Friday night. Weird Nancy Press Release quickly reminded the United States of America that Nancy was in Massachusetts at the time, busy changing a flat tire in Chappaquiddick, and therefore had nothing to do with it.

It gets better! Daily Mail (05/30/22):

"The couple own [sic: "couple" is singular; s/be "owns"] a vineyard in Napa, in addition to a home in nearby San Francisco, but she does not drink, according to previous statements given by her representatives."

According to multiple videos, she's been bombed out of her gourd in public, quite often.

Imagine having to take a breathalyzer test when you're standing in a VINEYARD (the crash site. Vehicles went through barriers and into a vineyard field. Paul's lawyers are now preparing a legal defense that Paul failed the test because he was covered with crushed grapes that his car had smushed).

Sandra Smith: Previously seen in the Human League 80s video hit, "Don't You Want Me" --- singing, "I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true ... but even then I knew I'd find a much better place --- at Fox News!"

Then after getting the ax, she sings the male singer's lines!

"Don't --- DON'T you want me?!"

(!) (05/31/22)

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Fox what?

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...and another one gone and another one gone another one bites the dust 👍🏼

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You are so right on! Emerald!

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